THE RAGING DEGENERATE

Dallas dominated their division rival from the jump. Turpin's 86-yard touchdown reception is the longest in Christmas Day history. Merry Christmas, NFC East.

Nikola Jokic went full god mode on Christmas, posting 56 points, 16 rebounds, and 15 assists in overtime win over Wolves. First 55-15-15 in NBA history.

Some beautiful madman in Michigan just turned 20 cents into $22.4 million on Huff N' Even More Puff, more than doubling the previous US record.